Ring! Ring!! Ring!!!
- Hello! Who is that?
- Papa! It is me! Your son!
- I say who is that?
- It is me! Your son! Calling from America!
- Ah! Is that my son? Wonderful! Thank God! You will live long, my son! I was flashing you and you were not picking up your mobile! Did you not see me flashing you? You are a good son! Hunger was flashing me to death and I knew you would call me to give me the Western Union pin number! Wait, let me get a biro and paper! Hold on O, abeg don't go anywhere! [Papalolo calls his grandson Johnbull for help!] Johnbull! Johnbull! Johnbull! Where is that boy? Johnbull! Have my enemies blocked your stupid ears with cotton wool? Bring me a biro and tear me a piece of paper from the foolscap sheets in the cupboard! Hurry up; if this line goes dead, you are dead!!!
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- Ikhide
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