USA Africa Dialogue Series - On Burj Al Buratai [ Superb Nigerian Political Satire]

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From: 'Joe Attueyi' via OkonkwoNetworks <okonkwonetworks@googlegroups.com>
Date: Sun, Jun 26, 2016 at 3:05 PM
Subject: On Burj Al Buratai

Jafaar Jafaar

On Burj Al Buratai

"This country is in mess. So even this clean man owns foreign assets?"

"Haba Emma, you are so controversial. What is wrong in owning properties in Dubai? Do you know the salary of a major general?"

"The questions are: Has he been major general all his service years? Is it permissible according to service rule to acquire foreign assets while serving?"

"You are missing the point, Emma. I tell you all Buhari's appointees are clean. That is why it took him time to make background checks and screening before appointment."

"Sule, I know a serving minister who altered her name to bury her corrupt past. More than 10 years ago EFCC found out she was owning over 200 trailers when she was a civil servant."

"Who again?"

"I know a minister who sank two boreholes at the cost of N139million. 

"Who else?"

"I know another minister who spent N82million to organize party."

"All na wash. All Baba Buhari's appointees are clean."

"But you are avoiding the issue. The army chief himself admitted to owning the properties."

"I told you a major general can own those properties with his savings. Let EFCC investigate him, they won't find him wanting. He is not a thief."

"But I heard you yesterday calling Diezani Alison-Maduekwe thief for owning jewellery and foreign assets. Remember she was a former director at Shell before becoming minister."

"That goat! She is a thief! She must vomit the yam she ate."

Sent from my iPhone

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