How do you know it was shot in Edo state?
Could anyone who downloaded the video to their hard drive please let us have it as a group or by individual request?
thanks
toyin
-- On 23 July 2010 16:45, Pius Adesanmi <piusadesanmi@yahoo.com> wrote:
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Franklyne, Baaroyin, Sir Deno:
Sadly, it is our brother, Olu Ojedokun, who knee-jerked himself into the infuriating decision that whatever he personally finds objectionable and unworthy of discussion in these forums must be so for the rest of us. That is the problem with Nigeria. My way. Always my way! We have graphic visual evidence for the first time of the degree and seriousness of a national problem that we need to urgently see and discuss and a single man seats down in London and decides (for the rest of us) that as many of us as possible must not see it because it offends him. He went on an errand of prophylaxis that we didn't send him and flagged the video for youtube.
And now, because of Brother Ojedokun's overzealousness, my brothers Franklyne and Baaroyin, want to turn me to Hugh Hefner. They want me to narrate pornography for them. Ok, I will try. Warning: I am an innocent and pious young man. My narrative skills are poor in the pornographic department. Bear with me! There about eight minutes of high-tension drama in the clip. It's somewhere in Edo state so its either the University of Benin or Edo State University (eRG will hold his western Yoruba neighbours responsible for this mess whenever he emerges from his undisclosed location; Enudunjuyo is already sure she is an Igbo girl - the monster of tribalism will creep into what is clearly a collective national problem). The Prof and Judith are in the bedroom - looks like one of those private hostels. The door is wide open. Full view of Judith and the humiliated Professor, half-dazed, half-alert, under-dressed.
Judith is screaming at him. She is agitated. Everything is in pidgin. She is accusing the embarrassed Professor of every crime in the book: failing her initially, grade racketeering, etc. There are voices of guys outside: obviously the boys who helped Judith set up the randy Professor. They are ordering him to sign the check. They are blackmailing him. He stands up, promising them that the check is good to be cashed in June. He bends down to sign the check. We see his naked butt. We see his butt-crack. Judith tugs at his pant and forces him to let them drop. Judith and the boys order him not to cover his nudity with his hand. His scared, frightened, and shrivelled penis comes in full camera view. That imperial monument of manhood is in a sorry state as Judith tries to tug at it. Judith then poses with the exposed dick, asking the boys outside to ensure that they get the shot. Judith is on her cellphone the whole time narrating the unfolding drama to someone. I have included the graphic details so that Brother Ojedokun can feel offended and contact all the listserv managers to pull my post.
The Professor is asking the boys: are you are a student? What course are you studying here? The boys are threatening to slap him. They complain about lecturers and harassment.
Voices.
Commotion.
Brother Ojedokun's sanctimonious hammer.
Curtain and silence!
Pius
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