Dialogues: USA Africa Dialogue Series - RE: [ Run for your life

Prof Pope Pius:

Look, Zubbie may be a homeboy or whatever you believe, but if I live near Zubbie Ekwueme (even by 500 miles), I will move OVERNIGHT! The guy is a Christian Al-Qaida, an ethnic bigot and a religious fanatic! Put all that together and you CREATE A TIME-BOMB! Man, life’s too short to be spent debating or trying to reason with people like Zubbie Ekwueme! Take care. JUI (signing off before Zubbie wakes up with another genocidal thought!)

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Prof Aluko:

You no go kill person today! Have you found out where Onwe is?

@ Alagba Seni

Your application to be church treasurer is hereby denied. There is already too much Yoruba-Igbo domination in this our church. Treasurer is zoned to southern Zaria. Because of his background, Franklyne is Director of Liturgical Research.

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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:25:40 -0400
Subject: [NIgerianWorldForum] Re: NIDOA | Re: [NaijaPolitics] Re: [NaijaObserver] Run for your life

Ola:

You wrote:

QUOTE

I have not seen a pic of Zubbie--but I doubt if the Islamic brotherhood will be swayed by his looks even if one or two of them are gay.

UNQUOTE

How can you say that you have not seen a picture of Zubbie Ekwueme? That is him - the first in the gallery below.

Now what do you say, now with his mustache?

I now include these other pictures of some people who you know - or should know themselves - who will be in "Run for For Your Life International Chapel" - including two that might be triplets with Dim Ojukwu! :-)

As to who will be OFFERING the Counselling on Wednesday, may I suggest Prof. Samuel Olamijulo of Saudi Arabia and Joseph Onuorah of Animalu (sp?) Institute fame? I can readily come up with 100 people around here who need them on Wednesday - but I relent.

May God hear all of our prayers. [Amen.]

Bolaji Aluko

Ducking

In Prayer....

On Fri, Aug 27, 2010 at 9:23 AM, <OlaKassimMD@aol.com> wrote:

Friday - Oderaigbo and Zubbie Ekwueme (with emphasis on the first item)--Pius

Pius:

In the interest of inter-religious peace, I strongly believe that Zubbie Ekwueme should be

running on Friday--but insttead of running to the church he should be running towards

the Central Mosque for the weekly Jummat Prayers, where hopefully with maturity on his

side he would be following all the instruction given by the Imam during the prayers--rather

than pull a Sisier Seun of UI, kind of drama.

If on the other hand, he pulls the Sister Seun staunt, he might not be as lucky!

Sister eun has good looks on her side--probably another mitigating factor why the

UI Islamic brotherhood spared her the rod--she escaped a lucky young woman.

I have not seen a pic of Zubbie--but I doubt if the Islamic brotherhood will be swayed

by his looks even if one or two of them are gay.

Bye,

Ola

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Pius:

Hilarious, this sign-post!

The two you mentioned definitely belong big-time on Friday, but quite a few of the Sunday attendees - you and I excluded, and a few others - should be CONSCRIPTED (for their own good) into Friday too. It is because I believe that every one is redeemable, otherwise I would not have bothered to recommend them for Friday.

Another hilarity: "Let the Weak Says (sic) I am Strong" - such tense mangling is just too commons (sic) in Nigeria!

But where in the world is Onwe in Nigeria's geography? There does not seem to be a town like that - maybe in Anambra or Bayelsa State?

Inquiring minds wants to knows....

Bolaji Aluko

Shaking his head

And having a big belly laugh

On Fri, Aug 27, 2010 at 8:41 AM, Pius Adesanmi <piusadesanmi@hotmail.com> wrote:

My recommendations for church attendance (see pic below):

Tuesday - Noyo Edem and Pastor Joe (they will lead the prayers)

Wednesday - Agbejoro Yemi Oke

Thursday - All permanent roforofo avoiders and career peace makers in the forums

Friday - Oderaigbo and Zubbie Ekwueme (with emphasis on the first item)

Sunday - Prof Aluko, Egbon Afis, Egbon IBK, Alagba Dominic, Pastor Joe, Broda Ogonna, Oga Ojo, Alagba Peter Opara, Ogbuefi Agwunobi, me (hopefully we won't bring down the roof)