America Police nor go kill me O! Every week for America, we dey do environmental, that is, for night you go put your dustbin outside, for morning, environmental people go come carry am with their agbegilodo lorry. The dog and the deer wen dey our compound plus the vulture dem nor like me at all at all. Dem be racist because dem nor like say Black man like me dey gbaladun for oyinbo neighborhood. I don call police for dem tire, still yet dem nor dey hear word. Di ting pass me. If I just put my dotty for outside like this those witch dem wen be animals go thruway di dotty make everybody see dey laff me. I go wake up for morning, come see vulture and dog and deer they laff my dotty, for road see wahala O, all di cowfoot, abodi, roun'about, cowtail, chicken leg, chicken yansh plus eba and pounded yam and orisirisi rice don full ground. Whenever I put only oyinbo food like caviar, coleslaw, pasta and em corned beef for dotty dem nor dey troway my dotty for ground make people know say I dey enjoy. Mba O, na only when I nack our native village food (oporoko, white soup, isiewu, etc) naim this witch dem dey fall my hand.
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- Ikhide
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