Monday, April 10, 2017

USA Africa Dialogue Series - Dino' ABU and Jokes on Social Media

Ahmadu Bello University Zaria- Nigeria
Department of Geography.16th semester examination
Instructions: Answer all questions.              
Time allowed : 8 years. 

Q.1) With the aid of a diagram, define the word "Graduation"  as seen by  NASS (10marks).

Q 2) Which institution, among the following in Nigeria, will a student go to NYSC before
his year of graduation?
e) UNILAG LAGOS (5marks)

Q3. Based on the requirement of UTME,
what is the probability of  a student
getting admission into a University with
only 3 credits? (5marks)

Q4) By using the "Let My People Go Theorem" (also known as the Moses Formula),
calculate the actual time and credits units an ABU student must accumulate before graduation? (10 marks)

Q5) Using the Nigerian factor (of wuru wuru or magu magu approach), show that it is the University's Senate that waives Geo 307 for undergraduate students, and not
a) the HOD
b) the VC

Q6) Discuss the functions of the two offices mentioned in Q5 above by using either the political permutation or the student manipulation method, taking corruption and non-leniency factors to be constants.   (10marks)

Q7) Integrate GRADUATION between the limits of 1999 and 2017 when all the Lecturers, HOD and
Exams officer of the same department and faculty were not corrupt? (10marks)

Q8) If a Senator of the Federal Republic can graduate from ABU in 2000 but went for NYSC in 1999, calculate how many certificates that student can get within the same period taking Harvard and London School of Economics as variable factors (10marks)

Q9) With reference to a serving Senator of the Federal Republic, discuss this figure of speech...."I AM NATURALLY AHEAD OF YOU" (5marks).

Q.10) In not more than 350 words, discuss ABU, NASS and how 180 million Nigerians see NASS taking Sahara Reporters and any whistle blower as constants. 

Goodluck & be patient...👨

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