"Admin please help approve.
I need help and advise o.
I was just goofing around 7 months ago on Facebook there I saw one pretty sister that was how the Casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded.that was how it all started.. something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
Fast forward three months later after pressure she accepted and she even told me she does not want any not serious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay..but deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering[metaphor using dishonest focus on appropriating church offerings instead of focusing on worship, used in evoking a focus on self centred satisfaction in a relationship as different from investing in the relationship in the name of benefits for both partners]..last weekend she visited me and we spent the weekend together.
On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her which I obliged..we drove to Onikan close to Bunny camp [military barracks in Lagos, Nigeria], she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in..I thought she was joking but she was not. We got to the gate my brothers and sisters the soldiers at the gate were saluting her..at that point I don't know if my car engine went off or I was the one that off it..I began to sweat but she did not notice.
i dropped her and she pecked me as I managed to drive off the gate. Later in the day while I was still counting my dilemma and what to do she chatted me to ask if she surprised me..I said not really that I am proud of her..meanwhile I have pee like 200 times already..
Just this morning she fully introduced herself as Major Esther, her only two brothers are Lt Col in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired Captain..
I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am..my wife and kids are due to return to Lagos next week..
Please I need advise my people."
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Oluwatobi Alade Adegoke Oniranu[ Yoruba for 'absolute fool'],you better go and buy your casket. onisekuse [Yoruba for foolishly occupied person] .may your soul rest in peace
Francis B Gbarale Nothing dey happen eeeh. The best option is to start to eat sugary things to make your manhood weak so that you will not be able to satisfy her again, she will run by force. Na me tell you, just try am.
Ajibade M Horllawaley Brodaaaa!!!! If u are d owner of that house just dig a 6ft pit down.. if ur wife ask tell her u are digging anoda soakaway [septic tank]
[ Comment referencing the increased economic hardship during the tenure of the current Nigerian president, whose image is depicted here]
Donalex Doodo Okafor Hahahaha my man, you na captain ooo. The sooner you accept that the better for you. For her to be so proud of you to have allowed you drop her off to her place of work, na next level be that my brother. Prepare to marry a second wife or you prepare to go into exile.
Soldier go! Soldier come! Barrack go still remain!
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